there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher
UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING
(Source: stridazzle)
We Are Always Always Always Sam and Dean
If this doesn’t get at least one note I will cry in a corner.
is that sam morphed with dean morphed with taylor swift
Not going to lie. The beginning I was genuinely expecting Donkey to just pop up out of nowhere like:
i have never hit reblog so fast in my life
Goodmorning, Tumblr
This is fabulous
I LOST IT AT “DID YOU HAVE A STROKE”
i don’t know what i was expecting but not this omg :’)
I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.
Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.
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✦ IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME FUCK YEAH! ✦
oh my god, thank you guys so much for the 1000+ followers. i promised i’d do a giveaway for the 900 mark but you’re way too fast so let me just smooch everyone of you because you’re great!
Alright! are you ready for this totally rad stuff you can win?
1ST PLACE
- A Wacom CTE-430 (Sapphire) Tablet ( complete with all CDs that came along with purchase! I got a new tablet lately so i don’t have a use for it anymore (also gomen i like to chew on my pens but i cleaned it with alcohol ovo)
- A scalemate of your very personal choice! ( I can make a regular one in your colour choice, a fluffy scalemate like the red one or hell, if you want an eridan or a john scalemate i will make that)
- Some totally neat Artwork ( max. 2 characters of anything Homestuck related in the style of the examples, the orginal sketch will be sent to you! nsfw if you wish)
- Two custom (necklace) charms (of any symbols or things blahblah, i can connect them for shipping reasons or merge the symbols somehow)
- An Alpha/Beta Kids shirt (of your choice and size, nothing on dark or coloured background tho, this never works and looks ugly)
- A fucking sweet great surprise!
2ND PLACE
- Also some totally sweet Artwork ( and also max. 2 characters of anything Homestuck related in the style of the examples, the orginal sketch will be sent to you as well! )
- Two custom (necklace) charms
- An Alpha/Beta Kids shirt (of your choice and size blah)
- A totally rad surprise as well!
RULES (read them i dare u)
- Please don’t reblog it more than 5 times, for your followers sake
- Likes count as long as you reblogged
- Just no giveaway or fake blogs ok
- I will ship worldwide, and no worries about the shipping costs
- You gotta be following me yo!
firstly for possible updates about the giveaway, secondly because dont be a damn greedy douchebag, thirdly, my blog is nice and you will not take harm from it i promise
and fourthly you will get some nice german sweets thrown into your package as well- Giveaway ends on June 12th because why not
- You need to have your askbox open and answer my message within the first three days (unless you’re on hiatus and that’s stated on your blog), and you need to be willing to share your adress with me
- Just ask if you have questions
- Have fun and good luck yehaw! (°◡°♡)
cute nicknames for your significant other:
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
Seriously, how is Tumblr going to survive this November? We’ve got Thor 2 AND Catching Fire AND the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary AND Sherlock Series 3.
….you forgot and the Hobbit
OH
GOD
DON’T FORGET SEASON 9 OF SUPERNATURAL WE’RE FUCKED
(Source: nogivemesomeoneilike)
jfc i’ve been laughing for 50 years okay so this is my new favourite thing i’m on omegle
and people are like *MOTHERFUCKIN SWOON MARSHALL LEE*
and then i’m all
SURPRISE KARKAT
nO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE VANTAS INQUISITION







